Bobbie's cats are in heat. WORD TO THE MOMMAS, someone better come take this little kitty away before I drop her off in the country somewhere. Bailey the Cat went into heat last week. She was vocal, but sort of dainty about it, if you can imagine such a thing. But yesterday, Sarah the Cat took HER turn, and whoa. That cat is driving me to drink. Prowling around the house, rubbing her wet, nasty rear end against my furniture and walls, utterly MISERABLE, yowling at the the top of her kitty lungs, "MRWOW. MROOOOOOW. ROWWWWLLLLLL. MRR. MrrrRRRR. ROWWWWWWlllllLL!"
I love the internet. You can learn ANYthing on the internet, in roughly 2.7 seconds.
Tonight, I googled "cat in heat"and learned how to solve the problem.
I just so happened to buy a family-size pack of 625 Q-Tips today. Hmmmmm.
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Idjits.
Funny stuff. Funny funny stuff....
Got a solution, those cats have to get fixed.... Our girls didn't act like tramps the way those cats seem to be acting. They just got outside and came back in the family way..... then we got em fixed... good luck with the Q-tip trick...
Karen
OMFSM! I nearly spat my pepsi max all over the 'puter screen! I can just see you "helping" those kitty cats get relief...
Thanks for the laugh Stacy. What's funnier than the q-tip method? The responses to the guy that posted it!
OMFSM! Stacy that is the funniest and GROSSEST thing I've seen in a long time. Oh the visual! Eww eww eww! Tell Bobbie to take those horny babies to the vets and get the stuff cut outta them. Much happier kitties (and humans)! I don't know if I'm gonna be able to clean out my ears today with the q-tips without the visual of a cat running around with one hanging outta her butt. Thanks. So. Much!
What Meg said!! I normally LOVE my q-tips....they're one thing I can not live with out....but now it'll never be the same! ROTFLMAO!!!
Ewwww. That's it, just EWWWWW! I will NEVER look at a q-tip the same way again. Thanks.
Oh, and good luck with that, by the way. lol
Another vote for having them fixed. Is there a reason why they haven't been?
....blocking out the visual I am getting of what you'd do with the Q-tips.
I think I'd rather listen to them cry than to "satisfy" the cat.
Oh heeeeellllllllll no.
I'd sooner turn her out to "get some" before I pleasured my cat!
I had this problem myself recently... (been there, done that, blogged it...)
You can't sleep with that MMMRRRRROOOOOWWWWWWWWW sound going on!
A quick trip to the vet solved the problem for all of us - we are a much happier family now.
:)
Good luck!!
~toemi~
OKAY!!!! I am taking them as soon as I save up enough money.
Bot FYI you can take them to lost cost places for some good ole spaying.... we paid like 50 a cat! or let them have babies.. stace would LOVE that
karen
A little Barry White, some Q-Tips, your sister's cat, and some wine coolers...If the cat looks at you wierd (like everyone else) just start singing "I'm Qualified to Satisfy You"
You are right Stacy, that was funny. See ya around.
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