I totally stole this idea from another blogger. I hadn't planned on actually BLOGGING it, but I thought the search might be fun, so I tried it. By the end, I was laughing so hard that tears were streaming down my face, I was turning blue, and the floorboards were creaking from my bouncing.
Here's what you do. Google "[your name] needs" (without the brackets, obviously. These are the first ten entries that Google gave me.
I think Stacy needs to kick-up her voice, and work harder at it.
Hmmm. I think the people at Fortress would be more likely to say, "Stacy needs to quit kicking up her voice and pretending to be Aretha Frankin."
Stacy needs to either get some charisma and step into the ring at least once or get the F out!
Dude. I'm out, I'm out!
Stacy needs no boob job, a woman doesn't need breasts the
size of navy floatation devices to be beautiful and sexy.
I must say, I wholeheartedly agree. And I'm about to pee my pants, and this isn't even the FUNNIEST one yet.
Stacy Needs Our Help!
Are you Flylady? Then come on over. I'll put your overachieving hindquarters to work!
Stacy needs some toning, and said Simon needs to put some extra scoops on this one.
Did someone say extra scoops? I'll take Brownie Fudge Nut and Butter Brickle, thanks.
Stacy needs sex, and she needs it fast, and that's all her little brain can comprehend.
Ok. This is where the tears started rolling. And HEY! Who's the weirdo who's been Peeping Tomming my house???
Stacy needs a bit and bridle for that horse mouth of hers.
THIS is the one that made me turn blue. I swear, I was laughing so hard that I couldn't get a breath in.
Stacy needs a Hard Drive.
No, actually. Stacy just needs to start backing up the hard drive she has! .....oh. OH. HARD drive? Hard DRIVE? Yah. Stacy could use one of those.
Stacy needs to face herself, rather than constantly blame others for hers and Bob's troubles.
Hey now. I don't have any troubles with my Bobs.
Stacy needs some thoughts on what to do with small roulette wheels and what can fifth graders do if they are in charge of one room.