I should probably be writing a more reverent post on this Thanksgiving Eve, and I'm quite sure the mood will strike sometime tomorrow and I'll wax poetic about all the things I'm thankful for.
But for now...
I crack myself up! When people ask me why I don't cook my own turkey, I always tell them that the reason is one-fold: I refuse to put my hand in a turkey butt. No Thank You. Then they always say something along the lines of, "Uh, you're confused. You don't HAVE to put your hand up the turkey's butt. It's the neck...."
Yah. Theoretically, I know that to be true. But even so, I refuse to put my hand in a turkey butt.
And so, this Thanksgiving Eve, I'm ecstatic that THIS arrived yesterday:
Turkey Butt. LOL!! The truth is, I just like saying it.